House party gone wrong

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Yesterday evening a house party gone wrong involing dora the explorer and a horse provided by a local Tesco has caused a house to be vandalised by potatoes also known as the sontarons. Pasta was also found on the scene and blow up zebras were found on the front lawn along with sex dolls placed in random spots a witness known as Bill described the party as "rad" and would do it all again in a heartbeat. Another witness known as Barney the purple dinosaur one of doras freinds and also has a tv show. Barney described the party "better than my raw meat". Many people and potatos have been arrested and will be charged for vandalism and bestiality after a local cat who was high on catnip witnessed sexual intercorse with a horse.

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