Area Man Betrays Band for Quick Buck
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Local resident Joe Lint, 29, has reportedly gave up his dream of performing in a two man band and accepted the quick cash that being a corporate man for Penn Residential had to offer. This report was made by his former band mate Mike Wilt while he ate a jar of peanut butter for sustenance, no longer able to afford cases of Ramen noodles. Wilt claimed that Lint received a substantial raise and skipped three band practices. There is no word on if the future of their band, "They Rise Below", will do their world tour or not. Wilt has used a drum machine as well as a "really smart chimpanzee" to replace the talent of Lint on a cover of "Take the Money and Run". Lint could not be reached for comment and his Plenty of Fish page has been purged. At a recent Halloween event Lint uncharacteristically showed up sans vegetable tray and snubbed multiple guests who mutually despised him.
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