Broken Bow Man placed on terrorist watch list
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33 year old Michael (Mikey) Dumont has been placed on a terrorist watch list as authorities have discovered he is in possession of noxious gasses with the power to take out a 3 mile radius. His flatulence has been ranked as one of the worst types of weapon because it is not only deadly it is silent. Members of the FBI have dubbed him "silent but deadly Mikey".
There's really no way to protect yourself from an attack other than praying he never discharges his gas near you. The penetrating ability of said gas is unstoppable and has been found to seep in areas that were previously thought to be air tight. A local tourist claims that while shopping at a local Army goods store he was testing a military grade gas mask when Silent but Deadly walked into the same store and discharged a small fart even this small "squeaker" melted portions of the gas mask.
Be afraid.....be very afraid
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