Local town idiot contracts 3 new types of STI's from a donkey
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This man from Belgrave, Rhys Kozina, or "Dude" as the locals know him, was found last night balls deep in farmer Honeymans prize donkey.
It is said that the donkey was coming up to its 3rd year in a row preforming in the annual donkey beauty pageant.
Sadly though, due to the mass amounts of anal destruction caused by this homeless hippy, the donkey is no longer able to walk or shit in solid form.
Rhys "Dude" Kozina will be charged this coming week with trespassing on private property and the unruly destruction of a donkeys asshole.
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