Brown death: Local girl murdered with frozen shit
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Robyn Lawler Watterson, 17, of Greater Manchester was found dead due to brown death in the early hours of the morning. It is said she suffered major stab wounds and died an agonizing death, the murder weapon, a 9 inch frozen shit which had been left out in the cold over night, was found next to the body. Shit happens.
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