Brown death: Young girl suffers traumatizing death by frozen shit

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Robyn Lawlor Watterson, 17, of Greater Manchester was found dead with multiple wounds in the early hours of the morning. The murder weapon, a frozen solid shit, was discovered next to the body. It is said she suffered a slow and agonizing death by the shit, which is presumed to have been left out in the freezing cold over night by the murderer. Shit happens.

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