Local man jailed for wounding
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A sheffield man who took the eyes out of 4 people with his nose has been jailed for 3 years .Chris truelove 58 pleaded guilty to gbh with an offensive weapon truelove who has a foot long dagger style nose laughed when questioned and knocked judge roxane pinoocios wig off in his defence Mr truelove did each offence when drunk and often hurt himself banging his nose on walls and doors while drunk he was also charged with theft after a pair of false teeth were found under a sofa up his nose but the judge tic it
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