Laura Abarca wins the Pennsylvania State "Women Over 50" Beauty Pageant

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At the tender age of >50 the State of Pennsylvania has crowned it's very own Laura Abarca. As mother of two sons aged 22 and 23 she has found time to continue working a full-time job, caring for her home and takes great pleasure in her own fur-babies. She loves shopping, especially online and strongly dislikes Christmas Commercials before December 6th. Laura has recently adopted her mother, Linda Meyers Freed (whether she likes it or not). Her talent which won her this great honor has been watching CNN incessantly much to the dismay of all that know her.

Laura's future goals are to put air in her tires and to once and for all take care of Chris's third eye. Much success to you Laura.

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