Man with clown phobia admits real reason

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Dundee man Paul Chalmers admits his fear of clowns stems from a night out as a teenager. Paul admitted to reporters that when he was 19 and on a works night out he walked home from city centre. Cutting through a circus site in Caird park he stumbled on a clowns gay orgy where he was subjected to a rather harrowing ordeal. Paul said there were about 8 or 9 of these big footed fuckers taking turns on me. He did admit to finding it very satisfying after the one with the soft lips helped him out of a sticky position.

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