Vain man in court.
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A Yorkshire Iranian man ended up in the dock last week for a series of terrible crimes.
Matt Poorian 56 pleaded guilty to several counts of extreme vanity including .. Tight shirts ... saying over and over again "look at my beautiful body " ..and getting dressed up like the fairy king of Woodhouse just to go on his break.
His colleagues at work said " We are shocked to find out he goes and douses himself with free expensive aftershave from Boots just to visit the loo to ring Miss lu. It's become a real problem. He has started wearing trendy sunglasses and opening tge top button of his shirt just to eat his Jalapeño pizzas."
Judge Cecil Gaybody let him off with a caution providing he can have his v necked black jumper.
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