Christopher Fairnot 20 found dead after 3 sum
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In a apparant orgy attempt, Christipher Fairnot, 20, has passed out after attempting to have sex with two whale sized bitches. At the scene , the bitches were gone and all that was left was henny and multiple Wendy's 4 for 4 package deal meals. It seems the weight of the whale sized females was to much for this over sized man. We went to the upstairs neighbor whos son lives upstairs in that room. He described last night very detailing, "it sounded like seals were fighting, it was like louder than a rodeo downstairs i thought it was a bull down there. I really liked the kid , we never chilled cause the girls he brought over werent my type they are all over 250(lb) pounds."
Well since everybody hates chris were not gonna attempt to find out who the two whale sized females are, we dont wanna emmbarress him any further.
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