Arrest warrent: Valerie Hill Jude
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Mrs.Jude 22, of flatgap Kentucky was caught on servailence last Thursday evening taking items from a local convenient store. She will now be facing 5 to 10 years in prison due to theft by unlawful taking. Store manager claims to having these items taken:
•wemons depends
•anti -itch cream
•purple hair dye
• soap
•hygiene for dummys
•diaper rash ointment
Mrs.Jude has been last seen wearing a black t-shirt yoga pants and missing a left shoe.
She is known for violence and temper tantrums so don't try to capture. If seen please call nearby mental hospital or Zoo...
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