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Is wanted for stealing a buffet from a shelter house. In Creston. Last time she was seen she was wearing mash potatoes on her shoulder. And hole chicken around her neck. She may be danger to all who is grilling on a warm day. Please call the Animal rescue league if you spot this woman.
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