10 year marriage becomes crystal queer!

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Shocking news! Local married woman, Sherry Woolfolk, comes out of the closet. She states " I hated being trapped in the relationship having to imagine that my man had a rack and vagina." We asked her what she was going do about the marriage and her response is unbelievable! "Well I get tired of making the sandwhich, I want a relationship where we both eat out!" Sherry says she got into the relationship because her husband, Rodney Woolfolk, had features closest to a woman and she's a Kentucky girl. It's shamed upon to be a carpet muncher down there when you have your brothers and cousins. Sherry puts the ' L ' in LGBTQ + community and likes the ' V ' in a woman! So finally after ten years the woman's preference became crystal queer.

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