Wanted For Stealing Food
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Sarah used to just limit her food thefts to the people she worked with by sneaking in the company kitchen and stealing her co-workers lunches right out of the fridge. Now that's just not enough and she's resorted to stealing grocery baskets of food under the guise of pretending to want to help people put their groceries in their car outside of many Dearborn super markets. Keep an eye out for this sneaky woman she looks unsuspecting and is usually dressed in a track suit. Approach with extreme caution as she is known to attack when food is taken from her.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.