Local Gay Porn Legend, Girtha Throbinson, Dies.

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Girtha Throbinson, known as Dappaz to his friends, has unfortunately passed away today after suffering from a cardiac arrest brought upon by trying to beat the world wanking record, currently 46 consecutive nutts. Authorities were brought to his house after a funny smell started exerting from an open window, however that was just Dappaz's smell anyway, and after seeing him ok (and on wank 17) they left. A small time later paramedic's were called after hearing primal screams coming from the house, and experts later concluded that these screams were Mr Throbinson's death throes after the wanks culminated in Girtha having a cardiac arrest. Upon investigating the room Girtha was in it was established that he died on his 46th wank, as there was 46 tissues on the floor. There is a lot of conflicting opinions circulating whether or not he would re-use a tissue, and thus could have beaten the record, with his mate Scott Jonson saying "aye nah deffos like, probs broke 3 figures to be honest". He will be sadly missed by many.

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