Alexander Capstick to be jailed!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 81153 Shares
15 year old schoolboy Alexander Joseph capstick will appear in court next week for breaking Janice smiths jaw outside of George's corner shop on green lane. Alexander said his motive for the attack was that she wouldn't lend him a 5p bag. Janice said "What an absolute ginger muppet"
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.