Taylor man wanted for assault and battery at a Popeyes Chicken in Southgate

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Today eyewitnesses say a man walked into Popeyes Chicken on Eureka Road in Southgate today at 1:30 pm acting very strange Witnesses say the man was twitching and pacing the floor the man placed his order for his food and received it back incorrect then apparently things got out of hand the man started screaming and shouting then we are told by Witnesses the suspect suddenly jumped over the counter assaulted two employees and stole two biscuits a 12 piece of chicken an a large amount of hot sauce the man then reportedly fled the scene in a newer model Ford Fusion with two bumper stickers one reading vote Trump 2016 make America great again the other reading Cowboys butts drive me nuts surveillance videos of the mans license plate were given to the police police have now identified the man as Melvin Woods of Taylor Michigan Woods is presumed armed and dangerous police say they are searching his known Hangouts as of now one being gigis night club in Dearborn a nightclub for homosexuals if you have any information please call Taylor Police Department

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