On The Run For Grand Theft Baguette
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A local man known as Mr Gavin Kenrick from "D'island cuz" is said to be on the run in Canada after an incident in a local supermarket where Gavin stole a French Stick. Local supermarket does not want to be named as it is low in stock of French sticks. No sightings have been yet made of this notorious bread criminal but he is said to be using the alias Emilio! Gavin a.k.a Emilio is a highly skilled bread thief which is why we the Irish Garda have notified the authorities in good ole Canadia. If seen please contact the nearest authorities or baker as "Emilio" is wanted for serious baguette questioning!
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.