CAUTION! If seen contact 101
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RYAN KELLY, 15, Durham. Wanted whereabouts after account of a sexual assault and noncing crimes; after reports of a sexual assault on a underage girl near framwellgate area.
Last seen with CHARLIE COATS, 15, who also likes young girls, and having stood in dog shit.
Can usually be found licking up Ben Washbornes bum hole.
CALL NUMBER: '101' to provide extra information to authorities
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