Breaking News Kristopher Jack Haikney and Luke Wilson arrested for assault and stealing frosty jacks cidre

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Police today arrested Kristopher Jack Haikney and Luke Robert Wilson for stealing 50 litres of frosty jacks cidre out of max and sons eden vale over a 3 day period . A police spokesman said this boy has issues we found him unconscious in the flat of Kristopher Haikney . Kristopher was also arrested for threats to kill and punching PC Lesley Jordon in his ginger head . When will these men learn PC Jordon said when he woke up after the attack !

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