MAN DROPS MILK IN SHOP
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Kieran Mallon, 25, from Thornaby has today told reporters the horror and shame he felt from knocking a full crate of milk over in his local Co-op. Kieran, who has worked for the company for 3 years said 'I honestly don't know what happened, one moment I was thinking about how juicy and thick my sister Blotty's arse was and the next minute, I hear an almighty clatter and there's milk everywhere. It looked like something from a cow gangbang movie.' It is unclear whether Kieran will lose his job over the incident but he seemed to still be in good heart adding 'My Scottish mother Maggie always said don't cry over spilled milk so I guess I'll be taking that advice!'
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