Local Skryne boy, Paddy Carpenter, runs out of Mallons to fall in love with.

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Sources say the 18 yr old has been vigorously searching the internet for relatives of Ciara, Claire and Caoimhe 3 past unsuspecting and local Mallons who he can now prey on.

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