Terrebonne's Infamous Sheriff Participates In Early Voting
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Taking a break from digesting moon pies and ordering unwarranted warrants against those he has sworn to protect and serve, Terrebonne's highest ranking lawman emerged from the registrar of voters this morning all smiles donned in his signature bleached Sears tuxedo.
"It's a great feeling being able to cast my ballot for who is sure to be our first woman president!" said Sheriff Jerry 'Boss Hogg' Larpenter. "No better person to lead this nation further into ruin than a narcoleptic lesbian." he continued while puffing a cheap 'It's A Boy!' cigar. When asked for specifics as to why he put his support behind Hillary Clinton, he responded; "Me and Priscilla have donated quite a bit of money to Hillary with high hopes that she'll abolish the 1st. and 4th. amendments to the United States Constitution. Doing so would allow me to have unrestricted access to other people's property via search and seizure. You know, like cell phones and laptop computers. Then I could show that pesky professor from whatever college he's from a revised West Law book. That's why I'm team Hillary!"
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