Ambitious Youth Transfers To Elphin
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Emily Crean, goal keeper for St. Ciarans ladies Gaa club has decided to transfer to Elphin Gaa club to become their new Physio . In recent interviews Ms Crean has stated "why wouldn't I move ? I'm the queen of Elphin" Ms Crean also stated that she would be working closely on a one-on-one basis with members of the club from the ages of 15 to 30. She feels her assets would benefit the boys greatly and she is certain she will obliterate all of the divisions. Rumours have it that Ms Crean specialises in massaging the groin area according to Elphin player "Jeff" and Ms Crean looks forward to her transfer as she is quite familiar with most of the boys from her social and physical antics in cartown house, rockfords live venue and the famous club 360. We wish her the very best in the future.
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