HELP BOY REACH HIS GOALS!
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A 17 year old male Named as Morgan Ten bellys Bells has been caught on cctv stealing cakes at asda in middleton. The boy fled the scene when he seen a member of staff approached him. They found hin round the back of the local store out of breath panting trying to eat the cake whole. if seen please approach with caution. He may still be hungy.
Description:
5ft 6in
17-18 stone
Walks with a woddle
Thighs clap when walking
6 chins
Stinks of pure greasey fat sweat
Out of breath.
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