Bolton Iron Man Tops Chart For Worlds Biggest Shit

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A Bolton man has broke Paraguayan Wrestler Antonio Herras' record for 'The Largest Faeces Laid By A Human Being In One Sitting' at his work in the Bolton Council Offices. Gary Drury of Dunscar bridge shocked colleagues as he emerged from the cubicles after a good 45 minute sitting looking gaunt and unable to balance himself or even talk in a legible manner. Unable to flush the monster he called for help and it was doon clear something special had occured. After seeing the brimming bowl, a call was made to Guiness who sent an official to weigh the load. He had beat the record by 2lbs 4oz. Gary, who competed in last years Iron Man event, spoke to us from his hospital bed. "By Christ i thought it were barnt rip me straight up me spine! Must be all't daft shite i'm scoffin' fot training like." The award ceremony is held at Burnley Town Hall, 17th December.

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