Fat Man Caught On Camera

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Thursday 07 July 2059 72994 Shares

Obese man, caught stealing every type of food from McDonalds; when police saw this he attempted an escape through the drive thru window, but got stuck. He elbowed Bailey Wankinson-Alldreds Nan, and dropped three McDonalds workers whilst stealing the final batch of Big Mac's. Police say "he was repeatedly beating his meat whilst using the McDonald chip grease as lubricant in the statement room." Dylan Stanger has brought Shame to Barry.

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