Unrest in village as new gay arrives
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A new resident has caused unrest with one neighbour in a village after revealing he is gay junior larden 55 moved to the friendly village 6 month ago and told us I thought it was a lovely village with nice flowers and pink houses and the ladies shops are sooooo cool but a fellow fudge nudger has broke the peace Lee Murdock 52 is fuming I'm the only turd burgler that lives ere I'm going to scratch his eyes out the bitch inspector bk doorbandit told us they were having to set up extra patrols because of the unrest and said I don't know why the sausage jockeys can't get on Murdock has to travel to Manchester to see boyfriend rsz bandit they could just get it on I think Larsen likes the attention Mr Murdock pictured fondled our reporters testicles when asked if he fancied larden
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