Dennis Coleman (62) found with scaffolding popping out his arse like a straw in a capri sun

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The Dumbarton born a bred legend was found his Paris hotel room with massive metal rods poking out his back. Ambulances were called when he was found, he was pronounced dead on the scene. He leaves behind 90 Grand children and 80 children. R.I.P MATE LOVE U XX

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