Kristopher Jack Haikney saves womans life after she fell 15 foot off his cock

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Friday 21 January 2059 16653 Shares

Kristopher Haikney of 1 claremont terrace ashbrooke saved the life of a pole dancer . The Emergency services were called in the early hours of yesterday morning. After the woman is beleived to of fell 15 foot to the floor from his enormous erection. Kristopher said to the paramedics we had no problems until she decided she wanted to be on top . He claimed he asked her iff she was scared of heights and she said no ! The woman who's name shall not be disclosed is in a critical but stable condition at sunderland royal hospital . ????

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