UCLan student disgracing the university
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Jessica McCooey, 18, Born in the small town fulwood, has disgrace UCLan university. On 21st of October she decided that her arsehole was too small and therefore tried to enlarge it using recreational drugs. Jessica is a social work student who would be looking after vulnerable children. She cannot do this now as her arsehole is too big to maintain professionalism. She also has Nazi tendencies, do not approach!!
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