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CYCLISTS have been warned to be on their guard – after Britain’s most notorious BIKE-SEAT SNIFFER walked free from a court. Legal commentators had expected Antony Bennett to be jailed after he was caught snurging seats at a municipal bike shed in Coulby newham, Middlesbrough– for the 57th time! But not only was he found not guilty, his lawyer successfully argued that sniffing bike seats is NOT an offence if the bike’s owner does not witness the act. Keep a look out folks he now drives a chicken racer from 1945.

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