Man caught having stealing medicine off a poorly baby.
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A man dressed as a giant chicken is being sought by police for faking illness.
It is alledged that the chicken was in a resturaunt today claiming that he had a sore throat and a runny nose.
He was making chicken noises shouting, "I think I have cock flu"
The mother of Daisy Bowman aged just nine months offered him some children's Capol when he snatched it, drinking it all and attempted to fly shouting, "red bull gives you wings" before making off on a green Lambretta.
Police are advising the public to keep all cough medicines including tixilix under close supervision
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