Hummelstown man grabs too many boobies
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Torri Kugle, 27, of Hummelstown, was found face down in a nice pair of breasts this morning after he got so excited from grabbing them and passed out. Investigators asked the woman how long he was there, "I thought everything was OK until he started drooling and that's when I realized something was wrong, I told him to use my fun bags as pillows". Kugle is expected to be OK after waking up and informing the media that he "may just keep cheating on his right hand." Kugle also stated "I sure hope these somebitches aren't fake, I'd be madder than hell." More to come as this story unfolds.
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