Mourinho asks to leave Manchester.

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Manchester United boss Jose Mourinho has asked the Old Trafford giants for a move away from Manchester.

Reports from Manchester say that the Portuguese man is tired of the City but most of all the smell. In addition he has been quoted by saying, 'This place is a kip and the people are overly annoying and a bit smelly. I for one do not understand a fucking word that many of them speak, plus they are quite stupid and not very bright at all. I mean have you actually spoke to them?'

Inside sources have claimed that Mourinho is being a bit 'Childish' in his manner. Manchester Legend Bobby Charlton has spoke out. 'Jose is a little unsettled we understand that especially after a move to a new Club, but look its not like he is not used to moving about over the last few seasons now is it?' Claimed the 132 year old.

We will keep you posted.

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