Local Bin Man Found At Rave
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A local council employee, as pictured, had gone missing on her 30 minuet lunch break, her co-workers started worrying when Flangecesca Lynch aged 19, didnt return back to her bin wagon after reportedly going for a "quick dump", her employer then went on to ring her parents who also had no idea where she was. Later that day the police were called, and a search party was sent out to find Flangecesca. Cleveland police had been searching high and low, and there was even suspicion that she may have fell into the back of the bin wagon she was operating on, turns out that was not the case. In early hours of the morning, Flangecesca was found clinging onto an angry farmers sheep, chewing her swollen lips, and sipping from a bottle of "frosty jacks" about a quarter mile away form an illegal rave, the event organisers have been fined and their equipment has been seized, Flangecesca has been given a written warning from her employer, and she has returned back to work monday morning feeling very very sorry for herself.
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