Ashford window cleaner raking in £1000's pw due to High demands from escort agency windows being so dirty
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A middle aged man from Ashford surrey, has been living the high life earning enough money pw to keep your grandmother in meals on wheels for a year. Danny Tomkins of Ashford whom runs a window cleaning business, has built his client base up over the last two years which was at first a small time word of ear kind of thing, until recently, Tomkins, father of one- obtained clientele such as illegal brothels, half way houses, mosques etc with such ground in semen on windows even the fireman could not erase. Mr Tomkins is very hardworking and prides himself on "jet washing, patios, windows, anything with stubborn stains - 'i can take on, bit like I can take anything else on' . He has since purchased a small island in Isleworth near bogden lane which he runs his hose's from the sewerage at present. Danny is a remarkable man who helps the community considerably and wishes to expand his business further in the future but currently has a huge client base with custom from massage parlours all over the borough. "I have no wishes to leave my current clients with spunk on their Windows just yet" Mr Tomkins added. "but feel free to contact my website for available dates.
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