"Top shagger in Maynooth" speaks out exclusively offering us his tips and tricks for the less fortunate souls out there. Listen up and take notes men.
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Graeme Reynolds, 19, is what young men everywhere might consider "a legend". He claims his success is due to his heavenly crafted body and his luscious blonde locks. As he said in an exclusive interview with us this week, "Top sagger? The lads call me that. I definitely didn't make that name up. Generally, what most people do is simply stand back in awe and whatch me preform ny incredible grafting techniques." Reynolds went to list all the "hot property" he'd pulled this year. I can't disclose names or numbers but I assure you, its fucking impressive. Reynolds, in the height of his physical fitness, furthermore said he plans to complete the New York City Marathon later this year. All in the name of charity. I there anything this man can't do!?
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