Success Junkie dies of success overdose
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
2059 51804 Shares
The business world was left in shock today as Alex Mackenzie sadly passed away this morning of a success overdose.
Alex has been in the world of business for a staggering 3 months now and some people (himself) even described him as a "Success Junkie."
"He just strived to do every little task to perfection, and that in the end was his downfall" a blubbering Joe Microwave Byrne told reporters.
Before his passing his LinkedIn best described him as a man who was "not content with mediocrity" and "wouldn't even use mixer in his drink because of carbs."
Richard Branson had this to say on the sad passing; "who?"
Our condolences go out to the Mackenzie household and to Niamh O Connor who is definitely weeping into a Nandos voucher given to her by Alex before he left.
To all those potential success junkies out there, there is a lesson in this story.. There is such a thing as too much success. Please take success with caution.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.