Gardaí called in as Toomevara men not seen in weeks
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An Garda Síochána have now been called to begin an investigation as two young Toomevara men have vanished in mysterious circumstances. The two men in question, Josh 'DJ Sponge' McCarthy(18), and Jack 'bubble' Ryan(16) have seemingly disappeared off the face of the earth. They were both getting very close to two girls who must be considered prime suspects in the abductions. Local man and friend of both victims Sean 'Flan' Flaherty gave a statement: 'Sure the two lads were the biggest skin men in the parish. Two of the last to leave the pub, always so happy. In the last few weeks, we started seeing less of them. They started leaving the pubs early and going home to watch the Notebook. They're gone forever now' sobbed a broken Flaherty. Kevin 'Chode' McCarthy has already began funeral arrangements and just muttered 'the young ones have them now' when asked to give a statement. More to follow as we get it.
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