Local Cowboy Breaks Rules Of The Duel
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Midleton resident Calum "Cali Kush" Mahony committed a heinous crime today at the Midleton cemetary.
Calum (420) murdered several men including jihadis and Deano "Joe Hart" Twohig in unfair combat.
This violation of the Geneva Convention will see him stand trial at The Hague for war crimes.
Approach with caution he is heavily armed and dangerous.
Contact Ballinacurra Garda House on 021 463 6969 to report a sighting.
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