St John's High School For Boys & Rowena set for a come back
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Due to the overwhelming success of Sittingbourne Community College (SCC) the board of Governors have decided to revert back to the old names of St John's High School for Boys & Rowena High School for Girls and plans are afoot to build a 12 foot high wall to stop the break time meets between boy & girl, therefore lowering teen pregnancies.
The bike sheds will have clear perspex walls so Headmaster; Mr Mollineaux can see anyone trying to have a crafty fag break.
This is welcoming news to people of Sittingbourne who don't like the burgundy school blazers and would like a return to the old black blazers, albeit with Hi Visibility strips added.
They will be returning to old school values and the cane will be reintroduced and proper blackboards and chalk will be used. There will be a Mobile Phone signal blocker on the premises and classrooms will have all technology removed.
It is advised that if you want to move your child and go to one of the "Soft touch, less discipline" schools in the area to write to the headmaster of your chosen replacement school.
Other schools do not guarantee a placement so if you apply to move your child to another school it means your child will be removed from SCC and will have to wander the streets during the day.
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