Local Williamsport Native Dies from excessive dildo use!.
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On this sad dry day of November 3rd 2016, We have lost a once precious soul to a disturbing new trend that is sweeping the nation. What once started as a joke, It quickly slipped into a massive landslide at an alarming rate. It is called "Dildoing" or "Ding Dong" or "Junky Monkey"
or " Rope The Pope". It is a challenge of sort where once taunts another to insert a "dildo" up their "wazoo" longer then the last person to see if they can outlast their mates. Well, We here at the DIB News are sad to announce the untimely and sad death of Joshua James Reese.
He was born September 24th 2:30 PM ( Eastern Time ) Because he was too lazy to get up early like the rest of us mates. He will not be missed as he died in the gayest way possible. One good thing has come out of this ordeal, The local YMCA has agreed to play their famous "Gay" song during his funeral, Where it will rain Dido's in his coffin.
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