Sippy Downs Driver Kiani Nuttall Dubbed Worst Driver in Queensland
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Sippy Downs resident Kiani Nuttall has today been crowned the worst driver in Queensland. This award has been presented to her based on multiple accounts from her family, friends, partner and housemates.
"She's just so unbelievably shit" - Phillip "Finny" Finn
"She drove my car once and it just hasn't been the same since" - Jason de Beus
"One time she drove me to hospital. I ended up wishing I'd just died." - Some crazy bitch named Laura
"You see her around a lot. She goes through fences, trees, parked cars, everything. I've seen her run over 3 cats and a poodle. I just don't feel safe with her around any more." - A Sippy Downs Resident, Requested to remain anonymous due to fears of being targetted by Ms Nuttall.
"We tried to pull her over once but we didn't wanna risk driving that close to her." - Senior Sergeant Ramirez
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