Avondale drinkers spotted with orchard thieves

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The parents of the kids, Richard Kiely (11), Conor Walsh (14), and Jack Pheaseballs (7) have sent them into the woods naked with nothing but two bottles of Jack Daniels and a cigarette. An anonymous parent said "What the actual f***, orchard thieves. No son of mine drinks that weak ass s***." Gardaí officials are banning orchard thieves due to the lack of alchohol. They were seen drinking the golden nectar outside the house pictured

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