Matty fights Flounder addiction

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Morecambe sea angler Matty Preston has vowed to fight his addiction of catching Flounders.It's an addiction that has seen him dig up and water log his lawn so his garden resembles a muddy estuary,spray his van in 2 tone brown and he has also filled every draw in his kitchen with beads and sequins.His wife is at breaking point with his 'twitching ' in his sleep. Matty has aimed at making 2 pennel rigs a day and has added a picture of Ant Frith's 5lb cod in his wallet. Time will tell if he can fight the fluke within.

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