Man Takes Gyms To Court For Not Giving Him Enough 'Gains'
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Liam Corfield, a Middlesbrough man and gym addict recently decided to take every gym in the teesside area to court.
After trying out multiple gyms with each one not been able to fulfill Mr Corfield's desire to be bigger (in more ways than one), he decided to take them all to court in hope of earning back all his money.
We asked Liam yesterday "What is the main reason you thought taking every gym in the area to court was a good idea?"
He said "Gains mate. I've worked hard in the gym since I started going and each one of them tells me how quickly I'll be able to bulk, but to my sadness, I'm not getting as many gains as I should be"
He continued to add " I take a lot of mirror selfies on my snapchat and send them to my friends with the caption 'gains' and I can see that I have gained, but deep down inside I hate myself and feel like a failure for not getting even more gains *crying* I want my gains!"
Jack Watson said "He once fell asleep while he was on the phone to me and all I heard was him saying 'Gains, gains, protein, car parts, gains'
According to police officials and anyone else with common sense, Liam stands no chance in court.
Maybe you should just quit and have a parmo Liam, up the boro.
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