David Anthony to run for Senator
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David Anthony to run for senator .
In a statement to the JEP on fri , Mr Anthony said ,
" I am so disillusioned with Jersey politics these days , no one takes it seriously anymore .
If I am elected I want to enhance Jersey by allowing more Scottish people to reside here , they will receive automatic citizenship and receive a hugely discounted property price , my reasoning behind this decision is simple , Scottish people are awesome !!!!!
For weary Scotsman that cones here , I will remove 2 English men , (sassanaks ) from our beautiful island. I mean they are sooo lazy , they do doing for our community , they are boring , un funny , less educated , in hygienic and worst of all UGLY . An eyesore even on our landscape . Whilst a the Scots are a total contrast to that , they will enhance Jersey with their presence .
In time , maybe around 5 years or so , god Willing , I want to change the name of our island to
"The Channel Highlands "
So vote for me and watch the
" Channel Highlands " be awesome again ????????????????
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