Local Charlie Smith sentenced to life in prison.
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A local bellend was believed to been found dealing children in an alley in Wales. He was kidnapped and transported to Wales due to a payment failure to Saudi Arabian terrorists where the child was buying illegal weapons. Charlie, the child who is being prosecuted, was high on illegal substances at the time. He was in possession of Class A drugs which included Heroin, cocain and LSD. The child has been placed underarrest and sentenced to life in a local prison due to possession of Class A drugs and terrorist act. Congratulations Charlie you bellend and happy fucking birthday you cock munching, coon sniffing, spaghetti molesting, cum guzzling, child molester. Have a good day you illiterate CUNT. Love you!
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